It was great to see you today. I’m really happy for you that you met someone nice. Here are Mom’s three rules for a new relationship (the three “N”s):
Don’t nag
Don’t be needy
Don’t be neurotic
Guys of all ages just flip out over these things(probably because it reminds them of their mothers.) I have recent experience! It’s not anti-feminist, just a fact of life. I am not trying to scare you. Be cool!
Love,
Mom
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