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In other news, your father asked me this morning if he could borrow my nasal irrigator.  I got very excited, thinking he was being pro-active in fighting the cold that’s got him sniffling non-stop already.  Turns out he just wanted to use the irrigator to inject jelly into the croissants he was baking.  I could write a fucking book.

I’ve got to buckle down now and read this new script.

XXOO
MA

Posted on 04.29.2008 at 5:15 pm// Tagged:

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1. alicepie - May 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm

!!!!

2. justme - May 8, 2008 at 12:26 pm

This freaking ROCKS!!! hahahahaha!!!

3. Dianewes - May 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm

oh god.this just cracked me up!!! I thank you for the laugh!

4. caroline - May 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm

That was the funniest email I’ve ever eavesdropped on. I’d be snorting out loud, but my nasal irrigator’s clogged with chunks of strawberry.

5. jojo - May 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm

LOL

6. allison - May 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm

moms use the f-word?

7. mutepointe - May 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm

Would your Mom have really let your Dad use her nasal irrigator for it’s intended purpose? OK, your parents beat my parents.

8. luke - May 8, 2008 at 8:20 pm

wow! this is easily the funniest one ive read so far, i just snorted at work and my supervisor is in the next cubical… but totally worth it!

9. Mandy - May 8, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Way too freaking funny! This site rocks!

10. Culogrrl - May 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm

I laughed so hard, I cried. I won’t ever be eating any home made jelly croissants either

11. Tiffany - May 9, 2008 at 1:53 pm

LMAO!!!!!

Classic!

Great site!

12. samantha - May 9, 2008 at 4:13 pm

wow, i wish my mom just dropped the f-bomb like it was no big deal! Any one want some nettipot croissants

13. koby - May 10, 2008 at 3:40 pm

I love this family.

14. Britt - May 10, 2008 at 5:05 pm

“I could write a fucking book.” LOLOLOLOL…and oh yeah, I totally agree with u samantha. Lol at the nettipot croissants comment.

15. Brandi - May 11, 2008 at 8:03 am

I’m not sure which is more disturbing…the fact that a nasal appliance was used on the breakfast or that she let him.

Even more unsettling…this is SO me & my husband…can’t wait until the kids are old enough to appreciate it.

16. C. Martin - May 11, 2008 at 11:46 am

ROFL!!!!!
TuTu Funnaye!!!!

17. NB - May 11, 2008 at 4:25 pm

OMG, I just laugh-cried for about 10 minutes straight. I couldn’t stop. This is priceless.

18. Kim s - May 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm

OMG-ROTFLOL!

This sounds like a really good use for a nasal irrigator, except when I think that you might have been visiting and didn’t know and ate one of the jelly croissants……

19. JohnnyB - June 2, 2008 at 12:06 am

Tell me I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Alton Brown upon reading this.

20. Chelsie Elsie - July 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm

JohnnyB-NO UNITASKERS! (Not even in the bathroom)

Seriously… I pictured my boyfriend instead of random dad. I’ve started my book already, and we don’t have kids yet.

21. Kaitlen - July 21, 2008 at 1:27 am

Am literally crying.

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