Dearest Sweetnesses,
So. Here’s the thing: WHY i am getting two copies of all your emails? I’m not understanding this. Why do I have to be told everything two-two times?
I must confess, I am intrigued. You, Miss, wish to schedule a pha-mely phone call?? AWWwwww, so cute! Can we schedule this on an ad hoc basis, not ad inifinitum? Phor eczhample, looks like 1 pm this Sunday works for all concerned. Hurray! Oh, Amit, why your mocking of your sister? I think you will be very much appreciating pha-mely time phone call.
So in conclusion, Amit I’ve sent you granola (it already has bran cereal in it.) and we’ll talk on Sunday.
Be well my little blueberries. I love you!
MOM
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My little blueberries! That is so cute… sounds like my mom.
This is so like my mom…big on the phonetic-accent spellings. DAH-ling. Etc.
I will definitely be using “phamely” and “phor eczhample” in the near future.
And I doubt my mom knows the meaning of “ad hoc” and “ad infinitum”