I have just boxed up some beautiful gold plush curtains for your new residence from Grandma’s living room! There is a large pair for a large window, and a set of smaller ones for a smaller window! You won’t have to buy any now.
And, I forgot. There is a valence for both sets, and tie backs also. They all have gold fringe too. Perfect for a modern residence.
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Oh my! I think my mother-in-law might have some nice red velvet chairs to go along with those drapes and maybe an Elvis velvet painting but I’m not sure.
Just make sure you get the foil wallpaper to make the room look even more “modern”
this is the funniest thing i have read in a long time.
Oh, My God, the spirit of my mother is alive and well and still trying to save the planet (or her daughter)
OK, MY ROOMATE AND I DID INDEED HAVE A VELVET ELVIS WALL HANGING IN OUR APARTMENT IN COLLEGE…THAT WAS BACK IN 1989. IT WAS A JOKE THEN…..AND IS NOW…..BUT YES, IT WOULD GO NICELY WITH THE CURTAINS!
how about some shag carpet?
My grandmother-in-law could probably donate her whole living room set for you, and you’d be set! Blue-green shag carpeting, complete with dark fake-wood paneling, and all!
Too funny, moms are the best aren’t they?
Hahahahaha! “perfect for a modern home!” This is great. And instantly reminded me of my Grama’s gold foil wallpaper with brown velvet fleur-de-lises that are the size of a large man’s head.
Sarah,
I love “the size of a large man’s head”. How large does the man have to be to have a “large man’s head” ad is this a lot larger than a regular man’s head size?
perfect for a modern home?????????????? I was crying while laughing. This one was great. My face hurts!