me: hi ma

mom: hi honey

me: whats shakin?

mom: I am so excited. I ordered a ring with man-made diamonds, since who knows when I will get a ring made with the loose diamonds I bought. It is made in a gold vermeil setting which feels like plastic but it is appropriately BLINGY and I LOVE IT. I look like such a rich lady with my big rocks!!!!!!!!!! I think it is just the bling that I want, not so much how the diamond is made

me: hahaha, well I am glad you will be appropriately blinged-out