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Remember the rule. Don’t bring home anything you can’t wash off. That should cover it.
Love,
Mom
The Rule
Posted on 05.07.2008 at 9:00 pm// Tagged:
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aw man.
old site way better
I wish I would of told my daughter that one.
My favorite! My texts to my daughter have simply read “make good choices,” but I love the specifics of this one!
Hope no one minds if I use this one tonight!
I love this one!!!!
best one on this page. I LOVE IT!!!!
and will tell our daughters!!!!
So funny…..and I wish my mother had given me that bit of advice before I left for college…..
LMAO! This is a great piece of advice. I’m surprised Mama didn’t tell me this one! My fave of them all!
That is wonderful advice and it does cover just about every situation one could encounter. It’s better than my mother’s “Don’t do anything you wouldn’t do if I were standing there.”
I love it! Keep them laughing, but get the point across!!
I am texting this one to my college daughter ASAP!!!
WAY TOO FUNNY. I shall be passing this on and my oldest daughter is only 3. I think this goes for any age. Wow, way to go, Mom.
Thanks to this site, my future children will be loaded with excellent life lessons!
The best advice ever.